1 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:14,880 This programme contains some scenes of a sexual nature. 2 00:01:26,191 --> 00:01:41,719 The thing about the moon is, it gives you the creeps with a capital K. Am I not right? 3 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:46,919 It makes water look like silver, turns flotsam into the crown jewels 4 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:53,959 and causes poor slobs in the cuckoo- house to think they are Jesus Christ or FW Woolworth. 5 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,079 Am I not right? 6 00:01:56,080 --> 00:02:05,750 Also, it's cold. The sort of night when lonesome cats cry for empty hours on the broken slates. 7 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:10,159 But tonight, there isn't a pussy in sight. 8 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,319 Not even a four-legged one. 9 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,500 All good people have gone home. 10 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,260 And some bad ones too. 11 00:02:26,431 --> 00:02:35,519 Oh, this is a night color="00ffffto freeze a pawnbroker's balls. 12 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,359 But it'll soon get warm in here. 13 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,199 That's the thing about gas. 14 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:44,599 ..Hey, Sonia? 15 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:50,970 I hate the cold. I hate it as much as I hate plots and mysteries. 16 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:55,079 I didn't know it was going to be YOU who came back with me. 17 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,780 What's going on, eh? 18 00:02:57,781 --> 00:03:02,399 Mind you, I'm not complaining. 19 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:08,830 Amanda's very pretty...but thick as shit in the neck of a bottle. 20 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:18,159 You're just as pretty, Sonia. 21 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,959 You don't talk much, though, do you? 22 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:25,879 What are you trying to be? The Snow Queen? 23 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:28,719 Be the Snow Queen, if you like. 24 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:35,679 Pretend not to know anything about anything. But I'll find out whether you do or not. 25 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:42,350 There's a cupboard in that Club with room for more than one, Sonia. 26 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:55,250 Maybe you ARE color="00ffffjust one of the whores. 27 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,980 Well, take your clothes off. 28 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,399 Give. 29 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,479 Maybe you ARE, at that. 30 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,199 Mo-ney. 31 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:12,679 You don't have to be quite so bloody Russian about it. 32 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,399 Mo-ney. 33 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:21,039 You bitch. You greedy, suspicious, great big beautiful bitch. 34 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,679 Da, da, moya luiboff. Konyechno. 35 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,039 Spasseebo. 36 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:31,679 I thought it was Amanda who was going to warm my lonely little bed. 37 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,439 We agreed on a price. 15. 38 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:43,159 No, no, listen, you little tart, it takes a shop girl a month to earn that sort of money. I agreed TEN. 39 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:47,679 And think yourself lucky. Fifteen pounds. 40 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,800 I see. VERY polite, aren't we? 41 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,040 Ask me nicely. 42 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,900 Go on, nicely. 43 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:06,930 Say "please." Say "please" to Daddy. 44 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:14,799 I see. It's Stalingrad all over, is it? 45 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:19,159 MONEY RUSTLES 46 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,879 One for my baby. 47 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:27,170 Two for my love. And three to come again. 48 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:32,530 Is shit. What? 49 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,480 Is shit. Mo-ney is. 50 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:48,030 You stupid bitch! I've a good mind to stuff it down your throat! 51 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:54,199 Are you off your head? 52 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,080 Are you totally insane? 53 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,880 Mo-ney. 54 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:15,170 What are you trying to do? Make me feel small? 55 00:06:35,831 --> 00:06:45,799 'What are you trying to do? Make me feel small?' 56 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:51,079 "What are you trying to do? Make me feel small?" 57 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:57,199 "What are you trying to do? Make me feel small?" What did you say? 58 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:03,719 What did you say, man? Where is it? What? The nuthouse door. 59 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:09,970 We're almost there, little squirrel. We're almost there. 60 00:07:16,701 --> 00:07:24,399 Wait for the man, right? Right. 61 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:29,200 The cuckoo man, right? Right. 62 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,800 Why? 63 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:05,670 What's he got that for? Is this the British Museum? 64 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,480 What's going on? 65 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:22,320 BAND PLAYS "CRUISING DOWN THE RIVER" 66 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:47,159 With one you love 67 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,679 The sun above 68 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,440 A sentimental tune 69 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:13,919 The birds above All sing of love 70 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,199 The winds around 71 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,399 All make a sound Like softly falling... 72 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:31,919 OK, fellas, that'll do. The words break my heart. We won't say like softly falling what, though. 73 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:40,870 There's a frog about to spawn in this old throat of mine. Keep your whistles dry. 74 00:09:42,981 --> 00:09:46,639 Mr Marlow? 75 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:53,759 Yes. Are you the guy I've been waiting for since Sax stumbled upon the phone? Sorry? 76 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:59,519 The gent with the fat contract. The guy who loves the way I croon. 77 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,439 Sorry, I... But you liked the song? 78 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:07,479 It made a spider crawl up your throat, yes? Yes. Well, sort of. 79 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:13,519 It's a tune for old ladies and puppy dogs. Mr Marlow... 80 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:18,919 You didn't take it in. Other things syncopating, huh? No. Sorry. 81 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:23,439 Yellow mellow, curls at the edges, breaks, goes rotten. 82 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:28,879 I don't understand. You're in trouble. Yes, I am. 83 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:33,320 Dead trouble. color="00ffff Look, er... 84 00:10:33,321 --> 00:10:38,999 I'm told that you can help me, if anyone can. Who said so? 85 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,799 John Bordington, my solicitor. This must be a lulu. 86 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:49,439 That overinflated toad hates my guts. I tend to agree with him. 87 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,959 He said you got results. I get the jobs the polite guys pass over. 88 00:10:53,960 --> 00:11:01,479 I'm the piano tuner who's heavy on the pedal. OK, OK, so what's the story? Who's the dame? 89 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:06,079 How do you know...? There's always a dame. Where's the body? 90 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:10,599 I'm sorry? There's always a body. We both know that. 91 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:16,959 You look pale, like you been eating fried eggs and green bananas. 92 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:24,119 Who's trying to swing you into this number? And are you are nervous as you seem? 93 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:29,110 "Yeah, I am as nervous as I seem." 94 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:42,910 "Yellow mellow, curling at the edges, breaks, goes rotten." 95 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:46,319 Oh, very good. Very funny. 96 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:51,319 I have a degree of fondness for easily disposable things: 97 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:56,279 Kleenex tissues, Bic pens, razor blades, cheap literature. 98 00:11:56,280 --> 00:12:00,919 Don't forget prescription forms and medical degrees. 99 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:05,079 He said, out of the side of his mouth. What? 100 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,799 Gibbon. How do you do, Mr Marlow? 101 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,879 I can't shake. Of course not. Sorry. 102 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:18,679 I wouldn't anyway. I'm here under protest. This is kidnapping. 103 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,880 I see. I see. An abduction. 104 00:12:21,881 --> 00:12:29,399 Little men shouldn't sit places where their feet don't touch the floor, don't you think? 105 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:34,439 It kind of demeans them. Makes me think of nursery rhymes. 106 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,999 It must be very difficult for you. 107 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:44,519 More difficult for me than for you. I can't creep up on people like I'm in a Marx Brothers film. 108 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:51,759 You don't want to talk to me. You don't want this. What sharpness! I've underestimated you! 109 00:12:51,760 --> 00:13:00,319 Yet you came, not against your will, why? Why did you agree to be wheeled here? 110 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,879 Gets me out of the ward. 111 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:08,959 What's that? I said it makes a change from the bedpans and sick old farts talking in their sleep. 112 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:14,039 Lets me see the warp and woof of life in all its rich texture(!) 113 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:21,079 Where the cuckoo drops its egg, someone else's smelly nest. Yours. This is pastiche. 114 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,959 No, I don't like Italian food. 115 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:29,490 You can't keep it up. Oh, little do you know! 116 00:13:29,491 --> 00:13:37,879 I suppose you've noticed that I've gone to the trouble of obtaining one of your...what do you call them? 117 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:45,959 It's not a novel, properly speaking. Not what Lawrence would call the one bright book of life? No quotes. 118 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,479 But you wouldn't call it a novel? 119 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:52,519 Of course not. It has pages, that's all. 120 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:57,039 Where did you get it from? Certainly not a bookshop. 121 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:03,159 Why did you get it? What cruelty do you have in mind? Not reading it! 122 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,239 Clues. 123 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:12,879 What? It's a detective story. That's what you're supposed to find in detective stories. Am I right? 124 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,519 Oh, my God. You CAN'T do it. 125 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:24,679 I know the clues are supposed to point to the murderer, but what if they reveal the victim more clearly? 126 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:30,879 Are you going to keep on like this? You think it will start me talking? 127 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:35,919 You're wrong. If you think you're being friendly and reassuring... 128 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:39,959 You think you're being interesting, don't you? 129 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:51,430 You think you're being quite a character. Well, you're barking up the wrong trouser leg. So I see. 130 00:14:51,721 --> 00:14:57,679 May I go back, please? I'm bored. 131 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:02,319 I wish to be returned to the ward. It's vivid and exciting there. 132 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:07,359 It must almost seem like home to you. How long have you been there? 133 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,879 Ten, eleven weeks. 134 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:13,919 Do you have any visitors? Don't want any. 135 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,599 How often have you been in hospital? 136 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:24,399 You must have all this. There's an army of you filling in cards, poking, prying. Why not look it up? 137 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,280 Tell me, how many times? 138 00:15:27,281 --> 00:15:30,999 Thirteen, fourteen, something like that. 139 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,420 Quite an old lag, then, aren't you? 140 00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:43,359 Does your wife... I'm not married. Do you stop her... I'm not married! 141 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,280 I see. 142 00:15:45,281 --> 00:15:56,839 Stop it! Stop staring at me. Put your piggy eyes somewhere else! 143 00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:03,199 Call the porter. I want to go back to the ward. I won't talk to you! 144 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,320 You don't like women, do you? 145 00:16:06,321 --> 00:16:10,999 What sort do you mean? Young ones? Old ones? Fat ones? Thin ones? 146 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,239 Slags? Sluts? Be more specific! 147 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:19,279 I'll rephrase that. I'm fairly sure that you think you DO like them, 148 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:24,319 that you even think that they are capable of being idolised, 149 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,279 but you don't like sex. 150 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:33,119 You may think you do. We think about it a lot. You do, you dirty sod! 151 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,479 Yes, I do. 152 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,300 But listen to yourself. 153 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:45,079 Isn't it clear that you regard sexual intercourse with considerable distaste? 154 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:49,159 Or, what is more to the point, with FEAR. 155 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:54,599 Is that a fair statement, or am I totally wide of the mark? 156 00:16:54,600 --> 00:17:01,639 Isn't it the case that you regard sex with fear and distaste, even loathing? 157 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:06,679 Oh, my God. This is SO sick. Here, for example... 158 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:11,199 I can't believe this. I'll read you a passage. 159 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:16,430 I'd rather you shoved it up your arse. 160 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,320 Fine. 161 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,720 Jig-jig. > 162 00:18:06,721 --> 00:18:11,319 Yeah, jig-bloody-jig. And us stuck out here in the cold. 163 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,360 Ssh. 164 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,600 HEAVY BREATHING 165 00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:44,039 DR GIBBON: I don't wish to upset you, Mr Marlow... 166 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:50,399 No, let me be more precise. I don't wish to upset you UNNECESSARILY. I think you need help. 167 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,999 I think you know that you need help. 168 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:59,359 And you're too intelligent or too aware of your condition to deny it. 169 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:05,399 Most chronic dermatological patients are on tranquillisers or anti-depressants, 170 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,959 almost as a matter of routine. 171 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:12,559 The skin is, after all, extremely personal, is it not? 172 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:20,319 The temptation is to believe that the sins and poisons of the mind have somehow erupted onto the skin. 173 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:26,439 "Unclean!" you shout, ringing your bell, warning us to keep clear. 174 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,500 The leper in the Bible, yes? 175 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,159 But that's nonsense, you know. 176 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,720 DO you know? 177 00:19:35,721 --> 00:19:41,879 Well, one part of you does, I'm sure. 178 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,400 You CAN be helped. 179 00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:49,239 Moreover, Mr Marlow, I think I can help. 180 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:56,799 You can. Yes, you can. If you can give me a couple of hundred barbiturates, you can. 181 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:02,439 Otherwise, stop pissing into the wind, listening to your own voice. 182 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:07,959 Stop confusing wisdom with smugness and send me back to my bed. 183 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:15,439 I don't care too much for your manners, Mr Marlow. Yeah, I've had complaints. Sorry about that. 184 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:22,919 Be glad I don't crack my knuckles, too. You didn't set out to mimic stuff, did you? What stuff? 185 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:28,319 "It's not raining in the foothills" sort of stuff. WHAT sort of stuff? 186 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,119 OK, so you won't play ball. 187 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:38,999 Look, I'd heard that psychiatrists, psycho- analysts, or whatever you are, are very peculiar people, 188 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:44,319 but, really, I find it impossible to understand a single word you say. 189 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:50,519 Having read your prose, I feel you did not set out to write like that. 190 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:56,759 What would you rather have written about? If I had the talent? Come on! 191 00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:01,479 Be a critic! OK, if you had the talent. 192 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:06,959 One-liners in Christmas crackers, speeches for Mrs Thatcher, 193 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:14,439 obituaries...or is that the same thing? Verses in birthday cards, captions for Prince Andrew. 194 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:22,039 There's NO telling what I could have done. It won't be used in evidence against you, you know. 195 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:28,239 What won't? You telling me what it was you wanted to write. Forget it! 196 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,680 I have. Long ago. Tell me. 197 00:21:32,681 --> 00:21:42,359 I would like to have used my pen to praise a loving God and all His loving creation. Really? 198 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:44,520 Moreover... 199 00:21:44,521 --> 00:21:52,039 ..I would like to have seen hosts of radiant and translucent angels spinning shafts of golden light 200 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:57,930 deeper and deeper into the blue caverns of heaven. 201 00:21:57,931 --> 00:22:06,959 And I wanted to play what used to be called inside right for Fulham and England. 202 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,999 Why Fulham? All right, be rude, I don't care. 203 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,599 We're used to slander at Craven Cottage. Goals, no. 204 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:23,119 I'm not very interested in football. You should be, as a psychiatrist. That's where all the nutters go. 205 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:26,719 But Fulham's where you go to be alone. 206 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:34,959 Here's a paragraph that sits rather oddly on the page. It doesn't belong in a detective story, in my opinion. 207 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:42,559 Oh, I see. So psychiatry is not nasty enough for you. You still want to go into literary criticism. 208 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:49,759 I should be careful, going down that slope, with swine on all sides of you. Grunt, grunt. 209 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,799 Listen to this, a purple passage. 210 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,999 No, a BLUE one, I hope. 211 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,559 "Mouth sucking wet and slack at mouth, 212 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,199 "tongue chafing against tongue, 213 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,919 "limb thrusting upon limb, 214 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:10,559 "skin rubbing at skin. .." Oink, oink. 215 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:15,279 "Faces contort and stretch into a helpless leer, 216 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:20,479 "organs spurt out smelly stains and sticky betrayals." Oink, oink. 217 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:25,039 "This is the sweaty farce out of which we are born. 218 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:32,079 "We are implicated without choice in the slippery catastrophe of the copulations 219 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:36,679 "which splatter us into existence. We are spat out of fevered loins. 220 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:44,359 "We are the by-blows of grunts and groans and pantings in a rumpled and creaking bed. 221 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,399 "Welcome." 222 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,959 Yeah. 223 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,760 The Milk of Paradise. 224 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,440 Good. Now we can talk. 225 00:24:57,441 --> 00:25:02,359 What was it Kipling said color="00ffffabout women and cigars? Never mind. 226 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,999 How would you know? 227 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,720 WHAT do you know? 228 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,420 How much do you know? 229 00:25:14,061 --> 00:25:18,119 Oh, I'm sorry. 230 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:26,439 I'm afraid this could make a very nasty burn, and you've such lovely skin, Sonia. Like porcelain. 231 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:32,210 Do you know the origin of the word "porcelain"? 232 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,580 No, of course not. Why should you? 233 00:25:35,581 --> 00:25:38,439 Doesn't it disgust you, what you do? 234 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:44,510 Being paid to stretch out and let a stranger enter you. 235 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:52,530 The NKVD must have trained you well. I do know who you work for. 236 00:26:03,401 --> 00:26:09,279 This is the dead time, isn't it? 237 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,100 Dead time in a dead city. 238 00:26:12,101 --> 00:26:22,079 Feel the nothingness pressing down, pressing down on the whole dirty place. 239 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,719 It looks cold out there. 240 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:29,119 The river looks as though it's made of tar, sludging along. 241 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,460 Full of filth. 242 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:43,279 There's two men out there. Who are they? Are you sure? 243 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,839 It's half past four in the morning. They can't be there by accident. 244 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:52,159 Is there a back way? What? Another way out? 245 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:58,759 Who are they? What do they want? Way out, quick! Who are they after? 246 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,199 Let go. Who are they? Let me go! 247 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,200 You're not going anywhere. 248 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,799 Oh! 249 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:12,639 Then my nose started to bleed. I wasn't quite fully dressed, 250 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,279 you see. I couldn't go after her. 251 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:19,639 I think she wasn't quite right in the head. Who is? 252 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,279 Well, there you are, who is? 253 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,279 Who, indeed? 254 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:29,999 Why should she butt you like that? What did she say? 255 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,159 She was too frightened to speak. She gabbled something in Russian. 256 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:41,679 Where did you pick up that lingo? The army. I interviewed Red Army soldiers at the end of the war. 257 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,759 You're not in the army now? No. 258 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,879 Six months ago, you were interviewing the comrades, 259 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:56,399 then that Russian dame went missing. Did she know something about you? I don't know. 260 00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:03,479 You're wasting my time. I REALLY don't know. Mr Marlow, I swear before God... 261 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,239 Swear on something you BELIEVE in. 262 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:13,279 I swear on my mother's grave that Sonia was alive and unharmed when she left my place. 263 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:21,199 Who says different? I think I'm going to be arrested. The police have told me not to leave town. 264 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:26,239 They don't believe there were two men outside the house that night. 265 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,279 It seems the girl color="00ffffnever went back to her flat. 266 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:35,159 Where's that? Queensway. She lives with Amanda. Who's she? 267 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:39,159 The girl in the nightclub. Another whore? Well... 268 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,959 How would you put it? Not that way. 269 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:49,999 Dog shit smells foul and sticks to the bottom of your shoe no matter what you call it. 270 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:57,519 Don't be mealy-mouthed around me. You've stepped in something nasty and you want me to clean it up. 271 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:03,039 I'm the brush and shovel. I want somebody to find that girl. 272 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:09,839 Or to find these two men, or to prove nothing nasty happened to her from my hands. 273 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,799 But it did. What?! Something nasty did happen to her at your hands. 274 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,919 I'm telling the truth. I didn't say you weren't. 275 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:26,759 But something nasty did happen when she was with you. Isn't that what her mother would think? Her mother? 276 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:33,839 For God's sake! You just swore on your own mother's grave. 277 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:39,719 Mr Marlow, aren't you being unduly censorious for this day and age? 278 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:45,159 What's the day? What's the age? I'll pay you well. 279 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,759 You don't know how much I want yet. I'm not as cheap as I look. 280 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:55,559 I'll pay whatever you ask, but I'm not paying you to make me feel small. 281 00:29:55,560 --> 00:30:01,450 You don't have to. That's thrown in without charge. 282 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,920 Hey, man, this is bad. 283 00:30:05,921 --> 00:30:09,559 You have got this bad. 284 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,559 Thank you. Thank you very much. 285 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,999 What bring this on? Camay. 286 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:23,510 What? Camay. That perfume worth a guinea an ounce. 287 00:30:24,941 --> 00:30:31,199 I'll tell you something for free. 288 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:40,639 Yeah, be like the Health Service used to be. Hey, listen, this is serious business. 289 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,319 Don't eat tomatoes. D'you read me? 290 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:49,559 I hears you. You try it. You'll see. No tomatoes. I'm telling you. 291 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,679 I'll try. Do you ever shit? 292 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:58,399 What? D'you ever shit? Erm... Well...occasionally. 293 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:04,170 Yeah?! Well, you look back at it after tomatoes. 294 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,519 It's the pips. 295 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:13,479 They're there, man, ready to grow! The pips in your poop. 296 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,359 Waste not, want not. 297 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:22,559 Lay off them love apples, man, they are NO good. D'you register? 298 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:27,850 Registered. Yes. Thanks very much. Good. 299 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,560 Be seeing you. Bye-bye. 300 00:31:32,561 --> 00:31:35,159 Tomatoes! 301 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:40,630 Yes, of course. Why didn't I think of that? 302 00:31:44,101 --> 00:31:49,759 Right, come on, George. Come on. 303 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,760 Oh! 304 00:31:51,761 --> 00:31:57,239 Gawd! Somebody must have poured boiling fat over that one. 305 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:01,879 We don't make those sort of remarks in here. 306 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,119 Shut your mouth, George. 307 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:08,959 - This will be your bed. - Nice, clean sheets, George. 308 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,039 I won't get in. I won't stay. 309 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,679 - Now, now, Mr Adams. - Best place, George. 310 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:21,719 I've never been ill in me life and I'm not ill now. You're not getting me in that bed. 311 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,239 It's my life, not nobody else's. 312 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:32,599 I'll draw the curtains, then you can undress in privacy. In what? In your new pyjamas. 313 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:39,599 I'm not wearing bleedin' pyjamas. You're not getting them on me! 314 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:43,200 Hot! 315 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:43,199 < Stop it, George. 316 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:50,279 No more messing about! You can't bloody wait, can you? George! You just can't wait. 317 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:57,799 You'll be in the first carriage, right behind the bleedin' hearse, laughing your head off. George! 318 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,239 Stop mucking me about. Oh! 319 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,039 Gently does it! 320 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:09,650 I'll bloody haunt you, I will. I'll be back, muvver, I'll be back! 321 00:33:09,651 --> 00:33:11,079 Hot. 322 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:17,839 What sort of bloody pillow is this? Put your head on that and you'll suffocate. 323 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:22,039 Leave me alone! George, I'm warning you... 324 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:29,079 There's no need for all this fuss. Git off of me, you bloody old cow! Leave me alone. 325 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:33,639 Mrs Adams! What on earth?! You bloody 'urt me. 326 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,679 It's the only way, Sister. Give 'im one. 327 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:46,930 It's the only way to deal with him. I know. I've 'ad it for too long, years and years of it. 328 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:53,090 Give 'im one. He's not strong enough to give you one back. 329 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,479 Not now, he ain't. 330 00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:02,430 GEORGE'S SOBBING CONTINUES, MIXED WITH BIRDSONG 331 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:45,599 Our Father, which art in Heaven Hallowed be Thy name 332 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:49,239 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done On earth as it is in Heaven 333 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,759 Give us this day our daily bread 334 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:57,279 And forgive us our trespasses As we forgive them Who trespass against us... 335 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,999 BING CROSBY AND THE ANDREWS SISTERS: Oh, give me land, lots of land 336 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:08,319 Don't fence me in 337 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:14,039 Let me ride through the wide-open country that I love 338 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,439 Don't fence me in 339 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:24,199 Let me be by myself in the evening breeze 340 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:29,039 And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees 341 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:37,999 But I ask you, please Don't fence me in 342 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:46,770 Just turn me loose Let me saddle my old saddle Underneath the western sky 343 00:35:46,771 --> 00:35:52,879 On my kayoose Let me wander over yonder 344 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,760 Till I see the mountains rise 345 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:04,679 I want to ride to the ridge Where the west commences... 346 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,440 Put thick racket off, ut? 347 00:36:08,441 --> 00:36:12,159 Tis, yunnit. Get on thee wick. 348 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:18,040 ..And I can't stand fences Don't fence me in... 349 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:42,719 I like the Andrews Sisters. I like Bing Crosby. Oh, aye. Well. And I do. 350 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,960 GRANCHER TAKES A COUGHING FIT 351 00:36:51,301 --> 00:36:56,159 GRANCHER SPITS 352 00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:02,239 Lovely bit of plum. Thou cosin't buyt plum, not for jam. 353 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:05,599 A plum don't like cooking. 354 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:15,330 Him a' got too much skin. Give I stro'bry any day. I'd rather have stro'bry jam any day of the week. 355 00:37:21,581 --> 00:37:30,319 God Almighty! What? 356 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:35,839 What's the matter? How can anybody eat with that going on?! 357 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,679 What's up wi' her NOW? 358 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:46,159 Him can't help it. It's no joke, that coal dust in the lungs. What's our dad supposed to do? 359 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,039 - What? - He can go outside if we're eating. 360 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:56,439 Have him got to go outside for a bit of a cough in his own home?! 361 00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:02,960 You call that a bit of a cough? More like a bleedin' avalanche! 362 00:38:18,031 --> 00:38:26,759 MRS MARLOW: You know it turns me right off! 363 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,280 GRAN: Fuss, fuss, fuss! 364 00:38:30,281 --> 00:38:35,359 Where's thou been, our Philip? Tea's been ready half-hour ago. 365 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,879 It's not fuss. It turns me up! 366 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:42,399 Then thou knows what thou can do. Now, our mam. 367 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:47,919 "Now, our mam." Why don't you stick up for me for once? Christ almighty! 368 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,439 GRAN: Language! 369 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,479 Whose house is it? That's all I da want to know. Whose furniture? 370 00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:02,719 Have Dad and me got to be told what to do and what not to do at our time of life in our own place? 371 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:08,879 Is that all you can say? Can't you change the bloody tune sometimes? 372 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:13,079 - No cussing. - I won't have that in me own home. 373 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,399 Mam! 374 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:19,519 We never wanted this to happen. Never wanted to end up like this. 375 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:24,679 Let's have our bit of tea. I be sick at heart with this squabbling. 376 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:29,479 Where have you been? Why are you always late for your tea? 377 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:33,719 Where've you bin? Didn't you hear me calling? No. 378 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:39,399 You bin mooching about in them woods again? Chunt natural. 379 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:46,439 I wanted you to go to the shop. I've a good mind you won't get any tea at all. 380 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,639 Oh, him got to have his little bit of tay. 381 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:55,999 Got to put some gristle in them arms, antcha, o'butty? 382 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,519 Sit up at table. There's a good boy. 383 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,959 - Make a soldier of tha. - I'll decide that! 384 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,319 He's my son! 385 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,559 Philip, no tea for you. 386 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:14,239 Betty, him's got to have his bit of tea. 387 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,940 You gutless bugger! 388 00:40:16,941 --> 00:40:27,039 I've never heard the like before! Bist thou going to put up with that? 389 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,599 < I'd smack her one, I 'ood. 390 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:35,430 Shut up! Keep out of it, you interfering old cow! 391 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:40,159 Get out. 392 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,679 Get theeself out! 393 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,719 Get out of this house! Don't, our mam. 394 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:51,759 I would if your son was any sort of a man! Betty... 395 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:58,799 It's his job to find us a place, instead of being squashed up in this pokey hole! 396 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:03,839 'It's me. It's my fault, mine. Me, it's all my doing. 397 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:09,730 'It's me, my fault, mine. It's me. It's all my doing.' 398 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,660 Hey. 399 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,399 Hey, please. 400 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,100 Please, hey. ..call the... 401 00:41:30,101 --> 00:41:32,999 Hey. 402 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,880 Please, I need the. ..nurse. 403 00:41:35,881 --> 00:41:46,999 MR MARLOW: I'm as restless as a willow in a wind-storm 404 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:52,159 I'm as jumpy as a puppet on a string 405 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:56,320 I'd say that I had spring fever 406 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:07,879 I am starry-eyed and vaguely discontented 407 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:13,199 Like a nightingale without a song to sing 408 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:18,639 Oh, why should I have spring fever 409 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:30,079 I keep wishing I was somewhere else 410 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:34,080 Walking down a strange new street 411 00:42:34,081 --> 00:42:39,999 Hearing words that I have never heard 412 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:45,559 From a girl I've yet to meet 413 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:50,359 I'm as busy as a spider spinning daydreams 414 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:56,279 I'm as giddy as a baby on a swing 415 00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:00,919 I haven't seen a crocus or a rosebud 416 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,919 But I feel so gay In a melancholy way 417 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:17,879 That it might as well be spring 418 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:24,720 It mi-ght as we-ll be spring 419 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:55,759 I'm as busy as a spider spinning daydreams 420 00:43:55,760 --> 00:44:01,719 I'm as giddy as a baby on a swing 421 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:06,359 I haven't seen a crocus or a rosebud 422 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:17,679 But I feel so gay In a melancholy way 423 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:22,799 That it might as well be spring 424 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:29,039 Oh, it mi-ght as well be-e... 425 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,000 Spri-i-ing. 426 00:44:42,951 --> 00:44:59,439 There yunt nobody round here as can hold a candle to thee father as far as the warbling is concerned, boy. 427 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:05,439 Him's too good to be down the pit. Him ought to be up there in lights. 428 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,480 You see if I byunt right. 429 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:29,830 Bist thou all right, o' but? Aye. 430 00:45:29,831 --> 00:45:36,719 Order! Order! Come on now, let's have a bit of order. 431 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:41,999 We've heard the husband, now for his missus. Mrs Marlow will now play... 432 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,399 "The Rustle Of Spring". 433 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:48,719 And that chunt nern a cowboy song, mind! 434 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:52,880 CLASSICAL MUSIC 435 00:46:21,661 --> 00:46:26,159 < Pay attention. 436 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,839 I want you to look at my finger. 437 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:35,879 Mr Adams, please give me your attention. Look at my finger. 438 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,439 What for? 439 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,279 It's just a routine test. 440 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:47,470 Follow my finger with your eyes. JUST your eyes. That's it. 441 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,879 Up. 442 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,800 Down. 443 00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:02,170 Time for your greasing, Mr Marlow. Sorry to disturb you. 444 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,599 < Just your eyes, Mr Adams. 445 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,240 < Look at my finger! 446 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,679 Now, relax your legs. 447 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,199 Hoy, you bloody hit me! 448 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:27,719 Of course, I didn't hit you. You bloody did. Ow! 449 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:34,079 Bleedin' 'ammers on my bloody knee. I am simply testing your reflexes. 450 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,199 I'll have the law on you! 451 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:42,850 We've got a right one here, by the sounds of it. 452 00:47:42,851 --> 00:47:51,279 ..Her first name? Your wife's first name is? 453 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:56,239 What's her name? Her Christian name, Mr Adams? I'm buggered if I know. 454 00:47:56,240 --> 00:48:03,959 But you... Surely you... What do you call her? You must call her something. 455 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,479 Yeah. And I'm not telling you what. 456 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:10,919 I'll be done after this. What, no tablets? 457 00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,639 Sorry? What sort of doctor are you?! 458 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:19,559 Just tell me, if you would be so kind, what name you give your wife. 459 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:26,919 < Come on, what do you call her? What name do you use when you want her attention? What? 460 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:31,279 Do you say, "Mary, may I have some tea?" 461 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,879 Oh-ho. 462 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,719 Her name, what do you call her? 463 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:39,999 Mum. I call her Mum. 464 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,710 What the bleedin' hell else should I call her? 465 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,620 "Mum." 466 00:48:48,621 --> 00:48:54,959 Life is a cabaret, old chum. In here, it is. 467 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,759 Drink. Hang about. 468 00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,399 Drink. Are you in pain? 469 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,879 Are you in much pain? 470 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,719 Do you understand what I'm saying? 471 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:09,599 Mr Marlow? 472 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:13,399 Here. A drink. 473 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:17,439 You must drink, there's a good boy. (Piano...) 474 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,199 Pain, did you say? On the piano. 475 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,799 Never mind the piano, drink this. 476 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,319 Philip, drink. 477 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:30,359 Then I'm going to fetch your doctor. Come along, now. Spring. 478 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:34,399 No, it's tap water. "The Rustle Of Spring." 479 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,660 Mr Marlow? Spring. 480 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,480 Beer...water. 481 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:08,760 Hello. 482 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,040 Guess. 483 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:34,840 Caught us, have you, Marlow? 484 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:42,630 Philip! Hey, why don't you join us, then? Come on. 485 00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:46,239 Hey, don't be a spoilsport! Philip! 486 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:49,480 Hey, come back! Don't be silly! 487 00:50:49,481 --> 00:50:52,119 Come back! 488 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,280 Phi-lip! 489 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,280 Phi-lip! 490 00:50:57,431 --> 00:51:07,599 'Why is it only THIS boy who knows the answer? 491 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:12,079 'Why is it only Philip who has his hand up? Always Philip. 492 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,679 'The capital of Iceland?' 493 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:20,319 Reykjavik, Miss. Correct. Good boy. You put the others to shame. 494 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:29,039 'Who can tell me the name of the very brave and good man who wrote the "Pilgrim's Progress"? Nicola? 495 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,679 John Bunyan. 'Correct. Good girl. 496 00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,359 'You put the others to shame.' 497 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:38,439 'The new President of the United States of America? 498 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,260 'Harry S Truman, miss.' 499 00:52:10,211 --> 00:52:18,999 Clever Dick! Clever Dick! Makes me sick! 500 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,479 Clever Dick! Clever Dick! Give her arse a lick! 501 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:27,479 Clever Dick! Clever Dick! Makes me sick! 502 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:31,559 Clever Dick! Clever Dick! Give her arse a lick! 503 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:35,559 Clever Dick! Clever Dick! Makes me sick! 504 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,119 Clever Dick! Clever Dick! Give her arse a lick! 505 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,880 CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER 506 00:53:14,311 --> 00:53:27,439 When I grow up, I'm going to be the first man to live for ever and ever. 507 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:34,999 In my opinion, you don't have to die, not unless you want to. And I byunt never going to want to. 508 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:40,799 When I grow up, I be going to leave the light on ALL NIGHT, I be! 509 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:46,999 I be going to have books, on shelves, mind. Shelves just for books. 510 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:54,559 When I grow up, I'm going to have a whole tin of evaporated milk on a whole tin of peaches, I be. 511 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,639 I bloody be. I bloody damn buggering well be! 512 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,239 Oy! And I shall cuss. 513 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:05,799 D'you know, tell thou what, when I grow up, 514 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:10,319 everything, EVERYTHING will be all right. 515 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,639 Won't it? Won't it, God, eh? 516 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:18,599 Thou's like me a bit, doesn't, God? 517 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,279 When I grow up, I'm going to be... 518 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,120 a detective. 519 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:32,679 'I'll find out things. I'll find out. I'll find out who done it!' 520 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,780 Cuck-oo. 521 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:37,780 Cuck-oo. 522 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:47,560 MR MARLOW WHISTLES "BIRDSONG AT EVENTIDE" 523 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,719 I... 524 00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:56,280 can't seem to... 525 00:56:56,281 --> 00:57:00,759 I can't clap my hands. I can't. 526 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,760 Not even for my dear old dad. 527 00:57:03,761 --> 00:57:08,719 Ah, but thou doesn't want to, dost? 528 00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:13,799 Don't want to? You byunt interested in clapping thee father now, be ya? 529 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:21,879 Thou never give him credit when he was alive! Got too big for thee boots. What do you mean? 530 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,999 Thou knows very well what I mean, you cocky bugger. 531 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,679 Are you trying to say... 532 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:34,959 Listen, are you saying that my dad is dead? Dead?! 533 00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:41,319 Aye! Course him is! Dead and gone, and nobody to care yuppence. 534 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,320 No. 535 00:57:43,321 --> 00:57:50,599 I have so much to say to him. I need to speak to him very badly. 536 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,199 Don't be stupid! He can't be! Not my dad. 537 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,439 Oh, him's dead. 538 00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:02,079 Him's dead all right, dead and buried long since. 539 00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:08,599 Listen! That WAS him, wasn't it? That was my dad doing the birds? 540 00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,960 That was my dad up on the platform? 541 00:58:11,961 --> 00:58:16,679 Dad! Dad! Over here, o'butty! Over here! 542 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:21,970 Thou knowest how much I care about tha. 543 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:31,040 But he was here. I saw him. 544 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,620 My lovely, dear old dad... 545 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:41,790 That was him whistling. I heard him. 546 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,580 I heard him. 547 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:53,240 All the birds in the trees. All the love in the world. 548 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,920 I heard it. I heard HIM. 549 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:05,150 What's that? What are you saying, old chap? 550 00:59:05,151 --> 00:59:07,759 What are you trying to say? 551 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,159 I heard it. 552 00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,200 He sung. 553 00:59:12,201 --> 00:59:16,639 All the birds, they... 554 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,800 this song. 555 00:59:18,801 --> 00:59:24,119 Nothing. Just a babble. But he's more or less asleep now. 556 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:29,479 You were right to call me. He'll sleep for a while. Leave him be. 557 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:35,130 - Shall I close the curtains? - Yes, good idea. 558 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,479 With one you love 559 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,719 The sun above 560 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:26,559 The birds above All sing of love 561 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:30,439 A gentle, sweet refrain... 562 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:37,479 'I like to snap my eyes around the hall when I'm crooning this sort of stuff. 563 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:42,159 'You can learn a lot about life when you size up ballroom dancers. 564 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:49,359 'It helps my think-box to send out sparks. And my head's got to fizz on this case.' 565 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,399 While cruising down the river 566 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:56,840 On a Sunday afternoo-oon. 567 01:00:57,791 --> 01:01:08,039 'This ol' river I'm cruising down. I knew they'd fished out a body. 568 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:16,279 'And I knew it wasn't a mermaid. But there was something fishy about it, that's for sure. 569 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:20,559 'Yes, sir, the Thames can be all sleaze and no flow. 570 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:26,119 'And talking of flotsam and jetsam, who were the guys watching Binney? 571 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:36,090 'And is he playing a game with me? What's this with the Russianski lingo? Is it "da" or is it "nyet"? 572 01:01:38,341 --> 01:01:43,679 'I had some visiting to do. 573 01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,999 'To the sort of places where you don't leave a calling card.' 574 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000 KNOCKING AT DOOR 575 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:59,850 All right! All right! All right! Do you want to break the door down? 576 01:01:59,851 --> 01:02:03,959 Who are you? What do you want? 577 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:09,279 The police found her this morning. What? 578 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:14,279 - Your little piece of fluff. - Your harmless bit of fun. 579 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:19,319 - In the river. - Naked. Not even her knickers on. 580 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:24,279 - What did you do with her clothes? - Especially the fur coat. 581 01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:31,199 Do you know how much sable is worth? color="00ffff Who are you? What are you playing at? 582 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:38,399 You make me laugh. Clowns. I know who you are. It's written all over you. 583 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:44,410 Don't keep us on the step. I'd advise you not to do that. 584 01:02:44,411 --> 01:02:51,759 - Now, now, now, Mr B. - That's not very friendly, is it? 585 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:58,039 All right, you'd better come in. We'll talk it over. Thank you. 586 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,440 Thank you, sir. 587 01:03:06,231 --> 01:03:17,679 Goodness me. Look at this. What would you call this? 588 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:22,479 That is what I would call a provocative picture. I'm provoked. 589 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:27,759 It tells us a great deal about the woman. A slut, I'd say. 590 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:34,959 It also tells us a great deal about the man who put it there, surely? A pimp would be my guess. 591 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,999 It's a decoration for the wall. 592 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:42,919 A very attractive girl as a decoration for a wall. 593 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,920 Splendid breasts, though. 594 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,279 Yes. 595 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:51,440 Splendid. 596 01:03:51,441 --> 01:04:02,679 NURSE MILLS: He was running a very high temperature but it's back under control now. 597 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,200 The skin, you see. 598 01:04:05,201 --> 01:04:10,279 I'm afraid he had to be sedated, and he's been asleep most of the day. 599 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:15,150 Don't waken him if he needs to... 600 01:04:15,151 --> 01:04:20,959 Oh, my God! I had no idea he looked as bad as this. 601 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,399 It's at its peak now. It's a hundred per cent. 602 01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:31,159 Surely something can be done. Heavens above, this is ghastly! 603 01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,239 It looks as if he's been scalded. 604 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:38,319 They're trying him on a new drug. But you'd know that, of course. 605 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,359 Of course. 606 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:45,639 - Mr Marlow! A visitor. - I'm not sure we should wake him. 607 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:50,159 He'll only send me away with a mouthful of abuse. 608 01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:56,079 They wanted to know if and when you came. The doctors, I mean. 609 01:04:56,080 --> 01:05:00,599 They're not here now, but Sister would like to see you. 610 01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:05,439 Well, I'm not so sure that I do want to get too... 611 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:10,639 Got to speak to somebody, I suppose. At least I won't get a lot of abuse. 612 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,679 Sorry? 613 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:17,719 When this one wakes up and sees me, you'll find out why. 614 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:22,279 In fact, I can't face it. I don't want it. 615 01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:28,170 I shouldn't have come. I shouldn't even have tried. 616 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:37,360 Farewell, my lovely(!) 617 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:44,120 Nicola, come here! 618 01:05:44,121 --> 01:05:47,079 Come back, you bitch. 619 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:49,319 Nicola! 620 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,759 Come here! Come back, you bitch! 621 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:57,350 Nicola! Come here, you filthy little slut! 622 01:05:57,351 --> 01:05:59,599 You disgusting tramp, Nicola! 623 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:05,199 You two-bit, rutting WHORE, Nicola! COME HERE! 624 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:09,040 You heartless bitch! NICOLA! 625 01:06:09,041 --> 01:06:15,399 Who are you opening your legs for now, you RUTTING BITCH? 626 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:19,079 You filthy bag of filth, NICOLA! 627 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:25,800 You whore! Come here! You STINKING, HEARTLESS, RUTTING piece of... 628 01:06:25,801 --> 01:06:31,959 Mr Marlow! What on earth do you think you are doing?! 629 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:38,570 You want to wash his mouth out with soap and water, dirty bleeder. 630 01:06:38,571 --> 01:06:43,519 What... What's going on? YOU! That's what. 631 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:49,830 What do you think you are doing? Where do you think you are? 632 01:07:00,591 --> 01:07:10,119 HE SINGS FEEBLY: Cruising down the river 633 01:07:14,601 --> 01:07:20,799 With one you love The sun above 634 01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:30,689 That's all, folks. 635 01:07:30,690 --> 01:07:35,240 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0